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read my profile sign my guestbook Name: Ryan Birthday: 2/8/1900 Interests: Stuff Expertise: Speling & Procrastination...(haha "I'll tell ya more about it later!!) =0) Occupation: Executive Industry: Entertainment Message: message meEmail: email me Member Since: 5/28/2003

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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

	Tim Keller during a Q&A quick thoughts on Christian dating and meaning of "Unequally Yoked".
	1:33 AM - 14 views - 2 eprops - 3 comments - email it

Friday, August 31, 2007

A mosquito and a towel rack all in one night.

So last night I was innocently brushing my teeth...when i felt something tickling my legs... I looked down AND IT WAS A MOSQUITO!?!

..... (I REALLY REALLY hate mosquitoes btw... REALLY...)

              I closed the door so it couldn't escape and started chasing it around the bathroom... It kept flying up to the ceiling and the stupid high ceilings made it really hard to reach... Finally, I think I tired it out because it kept landing high where I couldn't reach it to take a break.

                So during one of its breaks I climbed up on the sink... (It was a really high sink...I'm guessing to go with the really high ceiling)... I grabbed the towel rack to help pull myself up on the sink...(for some reason...AT THE TIME...I thought the towel rack could support my Petite 190 pounds... I think I was blinded with blood lust to kill the mosquito before it bit me)... When all of a sudden one side of the towel rack loosened from the wall... I was like NOOOO!?!

... (remember I'm renting so this isn't my place)

Instead of worrying about the towel rack I continued the great hunt for the mosquito....(I'm sure the towel rack would have wanted me to carry on...haha and bring meaning to its brokenness)... As soon as I got up on the sink it was pretty much over for the mosquito... He's now a nice smear on the ceiling of the bathroom.

So in the morning I raced off to Walmart and bought some Gorilla glue... the stuff dries like cement!?!....and now lets just say the wall will come loose before that towel rack ever does...

[So another idea that PROBABLY isn't the smartest thing to do....(besides the whole using the towel rack as a support)... is that my landlord has Facebook too...and I posted these pictures and have a link to my xanga site on it

... HI NEIL!!

]

1:27 AM - 32 views - 4 eprops - 4 comments - email it

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

	It's sad, but after reading about the 10 most common internet passwords I'm going to have to change some of my passwords... (seriously ) 10 Most common Internet Passwords: 1. password 2. 123456 3. qwerty 4. abc123 5. letmein 6. monkey 7. myspace1 8. password1 9. blink182 10. (your first name) [Dude who else uses monkey in their password besides me!?!....Grrr... Is NOTHING SACRED!?!]
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Friday, August 24, 2007

	DUDE AN ENTIRE EPISODE OF DISNEY'S GUMMY BEARS!?!....WITHOUT COMERCIALS!?! If this is a dream I don't want to ever wake up!
	12:02 AM - 12 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it

Thursday, August 16, 2007

            ....Run in with a Mosquito.... continued....

                     So hearing the ferocious roar of the mosquitoes wings streak passed my ears I courageously.... (eh, frantically... courageously... same thing)... sprung for the lights to see if it really was a mosquito... or just another one of Gods precious creatures that had come to me to die and be flushed down the toilet....(like so many others....muhahahaa!!).... [Sometimes i would leave the carcass-smeared remnants of bugs on the wall as a warning to other insects...small vermin...and younger brothers what their fate would be if they trespassed in my personal space..... sigh... but my mom would make me clean it up]...

                    I turned on the lights and saw my great tormentor fluttering around the room.....I tried stalking it... kinda like a lion stalks its prey... only my jungle was a 8x10 foot room..... And whenever it would turn around I would stand still and pretend to be a coat hanger....(i'm too tall to be a chair...not big enough to be a desk... I play a good tree... but thats no good... cause what would a tree be doing in my room?)... My coat hanger impression seemed to work cause it continued on flying around the ceiling and walls.....But all of a sudden it turned and made a kamakazi dive towards me..... forgetting I could use my hands to kill it I dove for cover on my bed.... Then I grabbed a shirt and started swinging it around like a mad man hoping that if I didn't hit it with the shirt...then I would knock it down by the turbulent winds I created...

                   I had one opportunity to kill the mosquito that night but I messed it up....I saw it land on my mini-blinds and IF ONLY I hit it harder it probably would have gone down... But my fear of breaking the window behind it along with the softness and small crevasses in my T-shirt kept the mosquito from becoming a beautiful gory crimson smear on the mini-blinds... It flew up onto the wall and up towards the ceiling and I followed it swinging away like the "Wack-A-Mole" game at Chucky Cheese... TOTALLY forgetting that it was 2 in the morning and my roomates room was on the other side of that wall I was hitting...

                     I somehow lost sight of the mosquito and couldn't find it after that... and I kept thinking to myself that if only I cleaned up my room and kept it neater then it would have fewer places to hide and be easier to find.... But then I would tell that side of my brain to shut up and keep looking for the mosquito.... Finally I just gave up looking and hoped that I at least wounded it so that it wouldn't be able to bite me... But the reality is I probably just made it even hungrier chasing it around my room and even angrier hitting it with a shirt...

                     Before I went to bed I wrapped myself like a tortia in my blankets and turned on my fan to try and make a "force-field of air" around me... At 2:00 in the morning that seemed like a pretty good idea... UNFORTUNATELY the next day I WOKE UP WITH MOSQUITO BITES!?!

2:21 AM - 18 views - 2 eprops - 1 comment - email it

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